Hey! It's me your friendly neighborhood teenager! I'm kidding, I'm not in your neighborhood. But I am friendly! So I'm here if you need me. Even if you don't want me to be. Or even if I don't want to be for that matter... Anyways, I'm that thing that is the opposite of boys, and am stuck in a small town with big dreams. So wish me luck!



in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next


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